Christmas Lights Super Fan
You start planning your Christmas displays in July, right after your big Fourth of July blowout - where you use red white, and blue light sets to set off your porch.
When you saw your first computer-controlled Christmas light show, you flipped and immediately added that to your plans.
Your December electric bill is generally at least a third of your utility costs for the whole year, and the city has threatened to charge you for crowd control between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Chevy Chase's house on National Lampoon's Christmas has nothing on you! NASA uses your home as a landmark. So does Santa.
Last year, the mayor asked you to consult on the town's Christmas decorations. Ever think about going pro?